Funny Dark Surreal Yoga Mat Come On Inner Peace

For everyone who has ever sat down to meditate and immediately started thinking about their to-do list. This yoga mat features a surreal Victorian woman in full lotus position, brass goggles, anglerfish familiars, a head full of clocks and unanswered questions, with the only honest meditation mantra ever written glowing beneath her: Come on, inner peace, I don't have all day. The back is clean matte black. Perfect for the yogi who shows up, unrolls the mat, and immediately wonders if they left the stove on. For dark academia aesthetics, gothic wellness girlies, and anyone whose spirit animal is a woman too busy to fully transcend. Front: dark surreal art + glowing text Back: clean matte black