Funny Election Congratulations Card

The votes are in—and apparently, you’re everyone’s problem now. Celebrate an election victory with a greeting card that skips the polished campaign language and gets straight to what public service really means: meetings, complaints, emails, opinions, and suddenly becoming responsible for things you may have only just heard about. The front reads: “The Votes Are In. Apparently, you’re everyone’s problem now. Congratulations on your election.” Inside: “Congratulations on your election. You now have the privilege of being blamed for things you didn’t cause, can’t control, and probably just heard about. Welcome to public service.” Part of the Bootsie’s Designs Public Service Survival Collection, this card is designed for mayors, council members, commissioners, legislators, school board members, and other newly elected officials with a sense of humor. Beautifully Made. Thoughtfully Said. …Slightly Inappropriate.