This card features a mostly white background with just a few lines of text, so your eyes go straight to the message. Near the top, in small red cursive-style letters, it reads: “i am an idiot. you can’t be,” which comes across as teasing and self-aware. Centered below that, in larger black all-caps letters with a simple printed look, it says “EVIL STEP MOTHER.” The contrast between the red line and the big black title makes it feel like a funny little confession followed by a dramatic label. There’s also a tiny mark in the bottom left that looks like a small “b,” like a quick signature. It’s a meaningful card to give when you want to show affection through humor—like saying, “I see you, and I’m on your side,” even if the joke is a bit sharp 🥰❤️.