This greeting card features a simple off-white background with black text centered on the front, giving it a dry, funny twist on “official” messages. At the top, it reads “YOUR EXTENDED WARRANTY HAS EXPIRED” in large, all-caps block letters that look like a plain sans-serif font. Just below that is a short dash, and then the word “SORRY,” also in uppercase block letters, smaller but still sharp and direct. Near the bottom, the line “No Refunds OR Exchanges” stands out because “No Refunds” and “Exchanges” are written in a loose script style, while “OR” stays in the same uppercase block font. The mix of strict block text and casual script makes the message feel like a teasing joke, even though it sounds final. There are no characters or scenery—just the text—so all the attention stays on the humor in the wording and the contrast in lettering. It’s a fun pick for someone who likes a bit of sarcasm mixed with affection on Valentine’s Day ❤️