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18 pt thickness / 120 lb weight Soft white, soft eggshell texture
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Size: Standard, 5" x 7"

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 5" x 7" (portrait); 7" x 5" (landscape)
  • Full color CMYK print process
  • Double sided printing for no additional cost

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

  • Exclusively made for Zazzle
  • Made and Printed in the USA
  • FSC® Certified—sourced from responsibly managed forests that protect both people and planet

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Funny Expired Warranty Card

Funny Expired Warranty Card

This greeting card features a simple off-white background with black text centered on the front, giving it a dry, funny twist on “official” messages. At the top, it reads “YOUR EXTENDED WARRANTY HAS EXPIRED” in large, all-caps block letters that look like a plain sans-serif font. Just below that is a short dash, and then the word “SORRY,” also in uppercase block letters, smaller but still sharp and direct. Near the bottom, the line “No Refunds OR Exchanges” stands out because “No Refunds” and “Exchanges” are written in a loose script style, while “OR” stays in the same uppercase block font. The mix of strict block text and casual script makes the message feel like a teasing joke, even though it sounds final. There are no characters or scenery—just the text—so all the attention stays on the humor in the wording and the contrast in lettering. It’s a fun pick for someone who likes a bit of sarcasm mixed with affection on Valentine’s Day ❤️

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By Connie M.January 21, 2022Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Creator Review
As a designer, I love the quality of the fine paper Zazzle uses. The matte eggshell stock is heavy, feels great in the hands, and shows someone you really care to send the best. Zazzle printing does beautifully saturated color with no bleed-through on their quality card stocks.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Y.January 9, 2022Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Zazzle Reviewer Program
Cute card for pumpkin spice latte fans! The printing quality is great!
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Y.January 9, 2022Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Zazzle Reviewer Program
Bought it for my girlfriend. The quality seems nice . The quality of printing is satisfying.

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Product ID: 256742644436631891
Created on: 1/5/2026, 4:28 AM
Rating: G