Funny Fiction Writer Answer Sheet Paper Button

If you're a fiction writer / author, you've likely heard all the questions answered on this funny paper design. Now, you can save time conversing with the jerks who ask these inane questions by wearing the answers on this button. That means more time for you to hide out in your office lair, writing bumbling characters based on these buffoons. The button shows a faint, grayish notebook page and pen with these words: I'm a fiction writer. Yes, I'm poor. No, I don't wish I wrote "___." Yes, I'm aware that no one reads anymore. No, I'm not drunk. It's also available in the "Funny Etc" section of our store with "not" crossed out in the last sentence... in case you are drunk. ALSO AVAILABLE THERE ON YELLOW PAPER. Background color is customizable.