**Title:** Funny Figure Skating Cards For Him Men Teen Boys - If I Had A Girlfriend And She Told Me To Choose Greeting Card **Description:** For the fiercely dedicated male figure skater who knows his priorities! This hilarious card features the ultimate quote: **"If I Had A Girlfriend And She Told Me To Choose Between Her And Figure Skating She Sure Is Gonna Miss Me."** This **themed** and **unique** design is the perfect **gag** card for any serious male **skater**, delivering a powerful dose of **humor** and confidence that every athlete will appreciate. A fantastic **novelty** item for every occasion, this card is perfect for a **birthday**, a festive **Christmas (Xmas)** or **Thanksgiving** message, or even as a fun **Halloween** party invite. It makes a hilarious addition to **White Elephant Gifts** or can be tucked in as a **stocking stuffer**. This **related** and sassy card is a hit **for him**, especially for **men**, **teen boys**, and **teenagers**. It's a wonderfully funny way to cheer up your **son**, **grandson**, or any young man fiercely dedicated to his **sport**! **PRODUCT DETAILS:** * High-quality matte or glossy finish * Blank interior for your personal message * Comes with a matching envelope * Standard greeting card size (5" x 7" when folded) **Keywords:** Funny Figure Skating Cards, For Him Men Teen Boys, If I Had A Girlfriend And She Told Me To Choose Between Her And Figure Skating She Sure Is Gonna Miss Me, greeting card, halloween, thanksgiving, christmas, xmas, ornament, presents, themed, unique, gag, related, lover, stocking stuffer, White Elephant Gifts, novelty items, joke, humor, birthday, for her, for him, girls, boys, girly, daughter, son, granddaughter, grandson, kids, female, male, teen girls, teen boys, teenagers, baby girl, baby boy, back to school, sports, team, skater, fan.