This funny greeting card shows a big red heart balloon with a shiny look floating on an off-white background. A thin black string hangs down from the balloon and connects to a tan video game controller with dark buttons and small details. Several smaller red hearts are scattered around the balloon, like little bursts of affection. The balloon has a sweet, happy feel, and the controller adds a funny, relatable touch for couples who game together. At the top, the text says “I PROMISE TO LOVE YOU.” in hand-drawn, all-caps lettering that curves over the heart. Along the bottom, more hand-drawn block text reads, “EVEN WHEN YOU’RE 45 AND STILL PLAY VIDEO GAMES.” to finish the joke in a warm way ❤️💌🍫.