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Funny Generation X Quicksand Fears T-Shirt

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Basic Dark T-Shirt
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Black
Vivid Printing: White Underbase

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Style: Basic Dark T-Shirt

Comfortable, casual and loose fitting, our heavyweight dark color t-shirt will quickly become one of your favorites. Made from 100% cotton, it's unisex and wears well on anyone and everyone. We’ve double-needle stitched the bottom and sleeve hems for extra durability. Select a design from our marketplace or customize it to make it uniquely yours!

Size & Fit

  • Model is 6’2” and is wearing a medium
  • Standard fit
  • Garment is unisex sizing
  • Fits true to size

Fabric & Care

  • 100% cotton (Heathers are a cotton/poly blend)
  • Double-needle hemmed sleeves and bottom
  • Imported
  • Machine wash cold

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Funny Generation X Quicksand Fears T-Shirt

Funny Generation X Quicksand Fears T-Shirt

Remember when TV convinced us quicksand would be a daily threat? This "Gen X: The Only Thing We Fear Is Quicksand" T-shirt is a hilarious shoutout to the childhood fears that only Generation X truly understands. If you grew up watching TV in the '70s and '80s, you know the real danger wasn’t stranger danger — it was quicksand. This funny Gen X T-shirt is a nod to all those dramatic TV show moments that convinced us that quicksand was (and maybe could still be 😊) a serious threat. Perfect for retro-loving Gen Xers who survived latchkey life, after-school specials and questionable snacks. Wear it to spark laughs, nostalgia, and the ultimate “same here!” from your fellow ‘Xers.

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5 out of 5 stars rating
By Jenny S.September 9, 2025Verified Purchase
Value T-Shirt, Black, Adult S
My 11 yo wore adult XL (5’7” 165#). The 8yo is small framed. She wore adult small and tied it in the back. Dark haired male wore adult large and 5’9”, 110# female wore adult medium . Good quality dark Heather gray, Gildan brand shirt. -it was next up from basic choice and cost about $20 per shirt. Not too thick or thin. Washed and dried well, no major shrinkage. Not see-through. Can wear a bra under it fine. Screen print is just as shown and well done, front and back.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Jenny S.September 9, 2025Verified Purchase
Value T-Shirt, Black, Adult S
My 11 yo wore adult XL (5’7” 165#). The 8yo is small framed. She wore adult small and tied it in the back. Grandma wore adult large with long sleeve shirt underneath. Tall girl adult medium. Dark haired male adult large. Good quality dark Heather gray, Gildan brand shirt. -it was next up from basic choice and cost about $20 per shirt. Not too thick or thin. Washed and dried well, no major shrinkage. Not see-through. Can wear a bra under it fine. Screen print is just as shown and well done, front and back.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Jenny S.September 9, 2025Verified Purchase
Value T-Shirt, Black, Adult S
My 11 yo wore adult XL (5’7” 165#). The 8yo is small framed. She wore adult small and tied it in the back. Dark haired male wearing adult large and female wearing adult medium. Good quality dark Heather gray, Gildan brand shirt. -it was next up from basic choice and cost about $20 per shirt. Not too thick or thin. Washed and dried well, no major shrinkage. Not see-through. Can wear a bra under it fine. Screen print is just as shown and well done, front and back. They printed random cupcake image I downloaded from internet with no problems! Looked perfect! Front design was stock from zazzel.

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Product ID: 256169149955323363
Created on: 7/15/2025, 12:45 PM
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