This hilarious greeting card features a white background with a straightforward message in the center. The main text reads “I THINK OF YOU EVEN WHEN I AM NOT HORNY” in uppercase red block letters that are easy to spot. Just below that line sits a simple red heart, acting like a little pause between thoughts ❤️. Under the heart, a smaller line of text reads “(AND END UP BEING HORNY)” in the same red style, like a funny add-on. There aren’t any characters or scenery here, just strong text and the heart symbol, which keeps the focus on romance and attraction. The overall look is simple and direct, mixing affection with a cheeky sense of humor 💌🍫