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Funny I Do Not Hate You Card

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Size: 5" x 7"

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 5" x 7" (portrait or landscape)
  • High quality, full-color, full-bleed
  • Add photos and text to both sides of this flat card at no extra charge
  • 4 curated paper types to choose from
  • *Recipient addressing is always free. Premium designs and return address printing are available as optional upgrades.

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

  • Exclusively made for Zazzle
  • Made and Printed in the USA
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About This Design

Funny I Do Not Hate You Card

This card keeps things simple with the words “I don’t hate you” as the main focus. The message is written in three centered lines in deep black ink. The letters are smooth and flowing, with gentle curves and a few longer strokes that make the first “I” and the word “you” stand out. Everything sits on a warm off-white background that feels calm and quiet. There are no characters or extra objects, so your eyes go straight to the message and what it might mean. The overall mood feels like a pause after tension, like reaching out with honesty and a small bit of care 💘. It’s an unusual but real kind of Valentine message that can fit friendship or a complicated romance ❤️.

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4.9 out of 5 stars rating2.4K Total Reviews
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By Tori K.February 6, 2026 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
I really loved this card a lot and it was exactly how I wanted it. .
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By Connie M.January 21, 2022 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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As a designer, I love the quality of the fine paper Zazzle uses. The matte eggshell stock is heavy, feels great in the hands, and shows someone you really care to send the best. Zazzle printing does beautifully saturated color with no bleed-through on their quality card stocks.
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By Edward C.February 24, 2026 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Very nice Valentine’s Day card, I was able to personalize it. The photo came out excellent, my wife was extremely impressed. Thank you,.

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Funny I Do Not Hate You Card
Product ID: 256009896439189011
Created on: 1/14/2026, 6:00 AM
Rating: G