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Funny Jellyfish Valentine's Day Card

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Size: Small, 4" x 5.6"

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 4" x 5.6" (portrait); 5.6" x 4" (landscape)
  • Full color CMYK print process
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Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

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Funny Jellyfish Valentine's Day Card

Funny Jellyfish Valentine's Day Card

This Funny Jellyfish Valentine’s Day Card features a playful hand-drawn illustration of a jellyfish drifting under the sea. The front reads “If I were a jellyfish, I’d totally pee on you,” making it a hilarious and affectionate card for someone special. Inside, “Happy Valentine’s Day” delivers a sweet message, while the back showcases a charming pattern of tiny hearts for an extra touch of whimsy. Perfect for couples, anniversaries, ocean lovers, and anyone who enjoys romantic humor with a fun, nature-inspired twist.
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By Tori K.February 6, 2026 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
I really loved this card a lot and it was exactly how I wanted it. .
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Connie M.January 21, 2022 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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As a designer, I love the quality of the fine paper Zazzle uses. The matte eggshell stock is heavy, feels great in the hands, and shows someone you really care to send the best. Zazzle printing does beautifully saturated color with no bleed-through on their quality card stocks.
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By Marilyn L.February 18, 2026 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
A very cute card. I bought several (different personalization) for family members. High quality. Pretty colors. Quick delivery.

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Product ID: 256791561908943046
Created on: 1/21/2026, 1:52 PM
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