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Koozie not keeping your beer can cold? Coozie making you crazy? Instead, grab a Zazzle insulated bottle cooler. Not only is this beer sleeve fully customizable on the front, back, and bottom, but it is also made of a special high-density material for extra insulation. With all the stress of the modern world, sometimes it's not easy to chill out. But luckily we've got a remedy for you, a fully customizable bottle cooler. Keep your hands warm, your bottle cold, and your spirit 100% chill.

• Fits any standard 12 oz. bottle
• Dimensions: 3" D x 7" H
• Customize all sides, including the bottom
• Edge-to-edge full-color print to flatter the most beautiful of designs
• Sturdy zipper makes it easy to take on and off
• Made from high-density open cell polyurethane foam
• Collapsible foam material makes for easy storage
• Great volume discounts for weddings, tailgates, and special events
• Proudly made in the USA