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Funny Message 75th Birthday Card
A funny, but sort of true birthday card that's perfect for anyone turning 75. Help them celebrate this milestone birthday with a laugh. The front reads: AT 75 YOUR BONES GET SOFTER. Inside reads: . . . BUT YOUR ARTERIES GET HARDER. SO IT BALANCES OUT. HAPPY 75TH BIRTHDAY. An illustration of an old lady pushing a folding shopping card with a green balloon tied to it illustrates the front of this card.
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5 out of 5 stars rating
By Lora S.October 2, 2025 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
It's a fun card that all women can relate to, grocery shopping! I love that Zazzle lets you put your own personal spin on the card. I added the persons name and shopping area to make it very special. .
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By Michelle H.July 15, 2025 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
I was searching high and low for an invitation that went with a fire theme (account my mom wants 70 real live burning candles on the cake) surprise birthday party. I found these and couldn’t buy them quick enough! They far exceeded my expectations! One word of caution is that they default to matte so if you want glossy finish you have to manually select it. I only changed where the 2 clip art pics were located to make space for the text. I even used the default font for the design. Comes with nice white envelopes that don’t need the upgrade. The feedback from the invitees has been amazing. Thanks Cathy for an amazing product!! *please note I redacted sensitive information on the pictures with black mark out. .
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Vivian W.November 18, 2020 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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I have ordered many cards from Zazzle and the quality is outstanding. They design and deliver expeditiously. I highly recommend them. The printing was beautiful.
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Product ID: 256445216696068014
Created on: 11/22/2023, 1:06 PM
Rating: G
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