Funny New Year's Resolution Retro Weight Loss Holiday Card

This humorous New Year greeting card shows a retro 50s man in a suit relaxing in a chair with a newspaper. The front says, "This year, I resolve to finally lose the weight." Inside, the text reads, "I don't see it anywhere. Mission accomplished." The man still relaxes with his paper, but an exercise barbell is visible behind his chair. This funny vintage-looking card for anyone who feels a little sarcastic and snarky about New Year's resolutions can be easily personalized with your own text - or simply clear the template sample to leave it blank. The image of the man is derived from an original 1950's graphic, but redrawn and colorized. The gaudy striped wallpaper and hideous green carpet behind the man is original.