Funny Nurse Code Blue Shirt – Tired Coffee Nurse

“STILL NOT THE WORST CODE I’VE SEEN.” Printed in bold all caps with a bone-colored font, this design delivers peak nurse sarcasm with just the right dose of gallows humor. The scene? A tired nurse clutching coffee, surrounded by classic chaos: a blaring alarm icon, a lifeline monitor, a syringe, and a bold warning triangle with an exclamation mark—because it’s not a real shift unless something's beeping, dripping, or crashing. This design captures the grim resilience of seasoned medical professionals who’ve seen codes go sideways - and still manage to joke through it with caffeine and nerve. It’s perfect for nurses, EMTs, ICU staff, or anyone who's powered through disaster with a poker face and a strong cup of coffee. Whether you're surviving your night shift or reminiscing on the wildest calls you've answered, this shirt lets the world know: it could always be worse.