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Funny Retirement Congratulations Card

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Size: 5" x 7"

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 5" x 7" (portrait); 7" x 5" (landscape)
  • Full color CMYK print process
  • Double sided printing for no additional cost

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

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Funny Retirement Congratulations Card

Funny Retirement Congratulations Card

Enjoy spreading the laughter with this hilarious retirement congratulations greeting card by artist Bill Abbott; send some laughs along with your best wishes and congratulations. Bill Abbott's cartoon "Spectickles" the internationally syndicated comic has also appeared in Hallmark U.K., Reader's Digest and other fine magazines!
Spectickles Cartoons by Bill Abbott
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4.9 out of 5 stars rating17.9K Total Reviews
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By Jackie L.December 16, 2016 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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I love it. The colors are so vibrant and it is a heavy weight - signs of a quality card. I love the advice as it is so appropriate for any retiring state government worker. I will be passing it on to a married couple retiring at the end of this month. They will love it as much as I do. Very easy to read. Print is a good size - especially for retiring oldies.
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By AnonymousMay 9, 2026 • Verified Purchase
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I needed a horizontal fold grad announcement card to enclose a party invite inside—and this was perfect! I chose the linen paper to match the rustic feel of the party invite. I received great feedback from those who received them! Also, my husband and I are divorced but wanted to appear united for our son for graduation, so I was happy with the way we handled the RSVP as seen in photo. .
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By FisherOctober 21, 2021 • Verified Purchase
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The card was prompt and was delivered as promised. I loved that I could personalize the card with their names. I seriously did not pay attention to the size of the card. I love that it makes a statement. Beautiful! For privacy, I blocked out their names.

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Product ID: 137843937525955532
Created on: 5/22/2015, 4:43 AM
Rating: G