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Funny Retro Housewife Apron Cooking Humor

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Size: All-Over Print Apron, Large 27"x34"

Whether you are cooking at home, hosting a summer BBQ, or creating arts & crafts- do so in style with our fully customizable aprons! Made of a top quality polyester, our fully sublimation designs will definitely make a great impression on your guests. Available in 3 sizes for adults, young adults, children- basically everyone! Each size is adorned with a sublimated neck strap and adjustable waist string to ensure the best design results.

  • Dimensions: 34" length x 27" width
  • Waist String 34.5"
  • Material: 100% Polyester
  • Full Dye Sublimation
  • One Side Printing Available
  • Machine wash in cold water on gentle cycle with mild detergent. Do not bleach or iron. Line dry.

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Funny Retro Housewife Apron Cooking Humor

Funny Retro Housewife Apron Cooking Humor

Spice up your cooking routine with this Funny Retro Apron, featuring the sassy phrase, "No, I Didn’t Poison This, You’re Just Paranoid," and a playful design of a retro housewife. Perfect for cooks and bakers with a sharp sense of humor, this apron combines vintage charm with a touch of sarcasm. Made from durable, comfortable materials, it’s ideal for protecting your outfit while adding personality to your kitchen. This apron makes a hilarious gift for foodies, home chefs, or anyone who loves a good laugh while they cook.

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4.7 out of 5 stars rating617 Total Reviews
542 total 5-star reviews39 total 4-star reviews5 total 3-star reviews7 total 2-star reviews24 total 1-star reviews
617 Reviews
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5 out of 5 stars rating
By Gravityx9 D.November 14, 2022Verified Purchase
All-Over Print Apron, Medium
Creator Review
Great color and even though I ordered the kid size, it covers well enough to use during the holidays. I am not a big woman and prefer a shorter apron. I stand 5"6" and the length of the garment goes to mid-thigh. The tie straps fit well at my waist and even though there is no neck strap adjustment, the opening is plenty big enough. I am happy with the size and fit. I am sharing my apron with my 10 year old grandson, too! The color is vibrant and looks good, as shown on the website. The stitching looks strong and reinforced. Photographed is front side and back side of the apron, reinforced straps and coloring. My phone camera may not be the best at showing the details.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Christie H.July 16, 2021Verified Purchase
All-Over Print Apron, Medium
Zazzle Reviewer Program
I was looking for a very specific gift and was so excited to actually find exactly what I was looking for! Quality is fantastic- water resistant fabric which looks easy to wash/keep clean, bright colors. I am so excited to give this to my pups’ groomer 💗. Design and lettering are perfect, very professional.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Susan R.July 1, 2025Verified Purchase
All-Over Print Apron, Small
My granddaughter won a ribbon on her Hibiscus painting, so when we sat down to customize an apron-she chose that photo. She is enjoying her personalized apron & has created a cookbook with the same design. Grammy Camp was a huge success. Could not have been more pleased-we have memories to cherish. Thank You Zazzle!

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funny retro apron for cooksno i didnt poison this apronsarcastic kitchen gift idearetro housewife apron for bakinghumor filled cooking apron for herquirky apron for home chefspoison paranoia funny apronvintage inspired sarcastic kitchenwarefunny gift for foodies bakers

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Product ID: 256416340877448113
Created on: 12/11/2024, 11:10 AM
Rating: G