**Title:** Funny Roller Skater Cards Rollerderby Skating - I Skate So I Don't Punch People Greeting Card **Description:** Send the perfect dose of wheeled therapy with this hilarious roller skating card! The cover features the relatable quote: **"I Skate So I Don't Punch People In The Face."** This **themed** and **unique** design is the ultimate **gag** card for any **rollerderby** enthusiast or **skating** fanatic, delivering a sharp dose of **humor** that every athlete will appreciate. A fantastic **novelty** item for every occasion, this card is perfect for a **birthday**, a festive **Christmas (Xmas)** or **Thanksgiving** message, or even as a fun **Halloween** party invite. It makes a hilarious addition to **White Elephant Gifts** or can be tucked in as a **stocking stuffer**. This **related** and cheeky card is a hit **for her**, **for him**, **girls**, **boys**, **teen girls**, and **teen boys**. It's a wonderfully funny way to cheer up your **daughter**, **son**, **granddaughter**, or **grandson**, or to add some humor to a friend's **back to school** season! **PRODUCT DETAILS:** * High-quality matte or glossy finish * Blank interior for your personal message * Comes with a matching envelope * Standard greeting card size (5" x 7" when folded) **Keywords:** Funny Roller Skater Cards, Rollerderby Skating, I Skate So I Don't Punch People In The Face, greeting card, halloween, thanksgiving, christmas, xmas, ornament, presents, themed, unique, gag, related, lover, stocking stuffer, White Elephant Gifts, novelty items, joke, humor, birthday, for her, for him, girls, boys, girly, daughter, son, granddaughter, grandson, kids, female, male, teen girls, teen boys, teenagers, baby girl, baby boy, back to school, sports, team, skater, fan.