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Funny Running Because Murder Is Wrong Retro Card
🏃♀️ Running Because Murder Is Wrong 💌 Funny Retro Greeting Card
Searching for the perfect combination of running humor and a retro aesthetic? This funny running greeting card features a bold, vintage-style illustration of a determined female runner with the hilarious and dark-humor slogan, "Running Because Murder Is Wrong." It’s the ultimate way to send a laugh to the jogger or marathoner in your life who uses the pavement as their personal therapy session.
Premium Quality & Classic Style
The classic style of this girly graphic offers a fantastic mid-century, pin-up appeal that looks stunning on this 5" x 7" folded card.
Vibrant Printing: The vintage colors pop with a professional finish, making it a keepsake-quality card.
Ample Space: The folded format provides plenty of room inside for your own personalized message, race-day tips, or words of encouragement.
The Perfect Card for Every Occasion
This versatile card is specifically created for the running lover who appreciates a bold statement. It’s the ideal choice for dozens of gifting moments, including:
Race Milestones: Congratulate them on their first 5K, 10K, Half-Marathon, or Full Marathon finish.
Good Luck Wishes: Send a "Break a Leg" (figuratively!) note before a big race day or a triathlon.
Birthdays: The perfect funny birthday card for the running enthusiast.
Mother’s Day: Celebrate the active mom who runs for her sanity.
Training Support: Send a "thinking of you" note during a grueling marathon training block to keep their spirits high.
Anniversaries: A great "Run-iversary" card to celebrate a year of fitness goals.
Holidays: A cheeky choice for Christmas, Hanukkah, or New Year’s resolutions.
Just Because: Because sometimes your running bestie just needs a reminder that you understand why they're out there at 5:00 AM!
Looking for the best runner gift? Pair this card with a matching item form this collection for the ultimate marathon gift or fitness present. It's a memorable, high-quality card that celebrates their passion with a laugh.
This design incorporates elements created using AI image generation techniques.
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5 out of 5 stars ratingBy Michelle H.July 15, 2025 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
I was searching high and low for an invitation that went with a fire theme (account my mom wants 70 real live burning candles on the cake) surprise birthday party. I found these and couldn’t buy them quick enough! They far exceeded my expectations! One word of caution is that they default to matte so if you want glossy finish you have to manually select it. I only changed where the 2 clip art pics were located to make space for the text. I even used the default font for the design. Comes with nice white envelopes that don’t need the upgrade. The feedback from the invitees has been amazing. Thanks Cathy for an amazing product!! *please note I redacted sensitive information on the pictures with black mark out. .
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5 out of 5 stars ratingBy Kelli T.July 23, 2021 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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This was my first time ordering from Zazzle. I was not disappointed! The card was amazing. I personalized it and that made it even more special. The amazing quality of the card was definitely noticeable. And you really can’t complain about the prices. Perfect. Clear. Not too dark, not too light. Just like it looked online.
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5 out of 5 stars ratingBy Jessica M.June 18, 2026 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: 5" x 7", Paper: Premium Linen, Envelopes: None
Lovely quality note card. I ordered the pearlescent finish, and while it does look very pretty, I don't think it added enough of a glittery sheen to order that finish again.
The design is gorgeous and the colors are vibrant and beautiful. Everything from order to delivery was great, including time frames between order and delivery. I am pleased with this order and would order again.
Kind of sad that you can order the cards in singles, but the matching envelopes must be ordered in quantities of 10. I just elected to have the white envelope included with the card instead, but someone buying multiple note cards might enjoy ordering the matching envelopes as well.
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Created on: 12/17/2025, 5:08 AM
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