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Savor the smooth and velvety texture of this bold brew, and experience the perfect balance of sweetness and depth. Whether you enjoy light floral coffees, dark French roasts, or something in between, we have a coffee for every palate.

• All coffee produced in the Pacific Northwest, USA
• Certified as specialty coffee by Specialty Coffee Association (Q-Grade of 80+)
• Average shipping date of ~10 days from roast date ensuring peak freshness
• All-over printing giving full control over the entire exterior packaging
• Small batch roasting to ensure quality
• Available in Whole Bean or Pre-Ground (with no extra charge!)
• Distributed by: Roastify LLC, Bend OR, 97702
• Coffee Net Weight: 12oz (340g)

Store coffee in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to preserve freshness and aroma. Once opened, seal the bag by closing the locking flap to prevent the coffee from being exposed to oxygen.