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Funny Sarcastic Valentine’s – Custom Text Postcard

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18 pt thickness / 120 lb weight Soft white, soft eggshell texture
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  • Dimensions: 5.6" L x 4.25" H; qualified USPS postcard size
  • High quality, full-color, full-bleed printing on both sides

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

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Funny Sarcastic Valentine’s – Custom Text Postcard

Funny Sarcastic Valentine’s – Custom Text Postcard

Make Valentine’s Day funny, sweet, and totally personal with this customizable sarcastic Valentine card. Add your own message or use playful lines like “You’re My Favorite Human,” “I Love You More Than Pizza,” “Still Crushing on You,” or “You’re My Valentine… Lucky You.” Perfect for husbands, wives, boyfriends, or girlfriends — especially for inside jokes like “I Picked You. No Refunds,” “Best Husband. No Competition,” or “I Love You Even When You Snore.” A cute, witty, personalized love card for couples who prefer humor over cheesy romance.
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4.9 out of 5 stars rating15.7K Total Reviews
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By Michelle H.July 15, 2025 • Verified Purchase
I got these to go with the matching invitations and used them as RSVP postcards. Everyone loves them! The feedback was they are the neatest design the invitees have seen! Just a word of caution these default to matte so if you are wanting gloss you have to change it manually. Thanks Cathy for providing the best product for our occasion! I am super impressed! .

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Product ID: 256565318945476773
Created on: 2/5/2026, 9:50 AM
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