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Funny Sarcastic Valentine’s Day Card – Custom Text

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18 pt thickness / 120 lb weight Soft white, soft eggshell texture
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Size: Standard, 5" x 7"

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 5" x 7" (portrait); 7" x 5" (landscape)
  • Full color CMYK print process
  • Double sided printing for no additional cost

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

  • Exclusively made for Zazzle
  • Made and Printed in the USA
  • FSC® Certified—sourced from responsibly managed forests that protect both people and planet

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Funny Sarcastic Valentine’s Day Card – Custom Text

Funny Sarcastic Valentine’s Day Card – Custom Text

Make Valentine’s Day funny, sweet, and totally personal with this customizable sarcastic Valentine card. Add your own message or use playful lines like “You’re My Favorite Human,” “I Love You More Than Pizza,” “Still Crushing on You,” or “You’re My Valentine… Lucky You.” Perfect for husbands, wives, boyfriends, or girlfriends — especially for inside jokes like “I Picked You. No Refunds,” “Best Husband. No Competition,” or “I Love You Even When You Snore.” A cute, witty, personalized love card for couples who prefer humor over cheesy romance.
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4.9 out of 5 stars rating2.3K Total Reviews
2116 total 5-star reviews114 total 4-star reviews24 total 3-star reviews8 total 2-star reviews20 total 1-star reviews
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5 out of 5 stars rating
By Tori K.February 6, 2026 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
I really loved this card a lot and it was exactly how I wanted it. .
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Connie M.January 21, 2022 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Creator Review
As a designer, I love the quality of the fine paper Zazzle uses. The matte eggshell stock is heavy, feels great in the hands, and shows someone you really care to send the best. Zazzle printing does beautifully saturated color with no bleed-through on their quality card stocks.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Y.January 9, 2022 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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Cute card for pumpkin spice latte fans! The printing quality is great!

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Product ID: 256104580574246278
Created on: 2/5/2026, 9:38 AM
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