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Funny Sarcastic YOU'RE BUILT LIKE Custom Valentine Holiday Card

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Size: 5" x 7"

Spread joy, share cheer, merry everything and a happy always! Holiday cards designed to brighten up the entire year.

  • Dimensions: 5" L x 7" H (portrait); 7" L x 5" H (landscape)
  • High quality, full-color, full-bleed printing on both sides
  • Add photos and text for no additional charge

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

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Funny Sarcastic YOU'RE BUILT LIKE Custom Valentine Holiday Card

Funny Sarcastic YOU'RE BUILT LIKE Custom Valentine Holiday Card

Do you have a loved one who HATES mushy Valentine's Day cards, but you still want to give them one? Well, here's the perfect, very snarky card. ツ Hopefully, you'll get a chuckle from them, and then you'll feed 'em a great dinner and lavish them with love! ❤ Because this card's text can all be customized, you can use this card for a birthday, anniversary, or anytime, really. (Scroll down and under "Attribution" check the "Remove Independent Creator Credit" box to remove the QR code on te back of the card.)
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By C.August 17, 2023 • Verified Purchase
Flat Holiday Card, Size: 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White
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It was the perfect way to wish happy Valentine’s Day. Perfect! Sharp color!
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Y.January 9, 2022 • Verified Purchase
Flat Holiday Card, Size: 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White
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Cute Valentine’s Day card for a school friend. The printing quality is great!
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Dora D.February 13, 2025 • Verified Purchase
Flat Holiday Card, Size: 5.25" x 5.25", Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White
Excellent quality, card was made from thick paper, packaged well so it arrived without any damage. Delivery was quick, on time as promised. .

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Product ID: 256916956617624008
Created on: 1/29/2020, 3:46 PM
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