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Funny Selective Hearing Shirt Sarcastic Quote
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Basic Dark T-Shirt
-$1.05
+$7.75
Color & Print Process
Black
Vivid Printing: White Underbase
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Funny Selective Hearing Shirt Sarcastic Quote
This selective hearing shirt is perfect for anyone who loves sarcasm and witty comebacks. Featuring the bold phrase, “I have selective hearing, you weren’t selected today. You can try again tomorrow – good luck!” this funny shirt makes a statement wherever you go. Great for work, casual wear, or anytime you want to throw some lighthearted shade. Makes a hilarious gift for coworkers, friends, or family who enjoy sarcastic humor, funny quotes, and novelty tees. Comfortable, stylish, and guaranteed to get laughs.
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5 out of 5 stars rating
By Jenny S.September 9, 2025 • Verified Purchase
Value T-Shirt, Black, Adult S
My 11 yo wore adult XL (5’7” 165#). The 8yo is small framed. She wore adult small and tied it in the back. Dark haired male wore adult large and 5’9”, 110# female wore adult medium . Good quality dark Heather gray, Gildan brand shirt. -it was next up from basic choice and cost about $20 per shirt. Not too thick or thin. Washed and dried well, no major shrinkage. Not see-through. Can wear a bra under it fine. Screen print is just as shown and well done, front and back.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Jenny S.September 9, 2025 • Verified Purchase
Value T-Shirt, Black, Adult S
My 11 yo wore adult XL (5’7” 165#). The 8yo is small framed. She wore adult small and tied it in the back. Grandma wore adult large with long sleeve shirt underneath. Tall girl adult medium. Dark haired male adult large. Good quality dark Heather gray, Gildan brand shirt. -it was next up from basic choice and cost about $20 per shirt. Not too thick or thin. Washed and dried well, no major shrinkage. Not see-through. Can wear a bra under it fine. Screen print is just as shown and well done, front and back.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Jenny S.September 9, 2025 • Verified Purchase
Value T-Shirt, Black, Adult S
My 11 yo wore adult XL (5’7” 165#). The 8yo is small framed. She wore adult small and tied it in the back. Dark haired male wearing adult large and female wearing adult medium. Good quality dark Heather gray, Gildan brand shirt. -it was next up from basic choice and cost about $20 per shirt. Not too thick or thin. Washed and dried well, no major shrinkage. Not see-through. Can wear a bra under it fine. Screen print is just as shown and well done, front and back. They printed random cupcake image I downloaded from internet with no problems! Looked perfect! Front design was stock from zazzel.
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Product ID: 256551500269192426
Created on: 9/24/2025, 7:16 PM
Rating: G
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