Funny Shirt - Snarky One-liner

The best one-liners come from emails. I bet that if you were to sift through the millions of daily emails from drunken friends, unprofessional coworkers, and bored spouses you'd find a heap of comedy gold that put Comedy Central's writers to shame. This is from a serious work-related discussion. We'd been working on the same document for a year-and-a-half, and over that time period the poor document had been bruised, re-written, mangled, massaged, torn to pieces, and bandaged by a successive stream of at least six pointy-haired bosses. When asked for my opinion of the state of the proposal, I was shortly thereafter called a skeptic. This was my email response.