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Funny Skeleton Rose Nap Card

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18 pt thickness / 120 lb weight Soft white, soft eggshell texture
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Size: Standard, 5" x 7"

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 5" x 7" (portrait); 7" x 5" (landscape)
  • Full color CMYK print process
  • Double sided printing for no additional cost

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

  • Exclusively made for Zazzle
  • Made and Printed in the USA
  • FSC® Certified—sourced from responsibly managed forests that protect both people and planet

About This Design

Funny Skeleton Rose Nap Card

Funny Skeleton Rose Nap Card

This greeting card shows a black skeletal hand holding the green stem of a single red rose, set against a light beige background. The hand is drawn with sharp, dark lines, and the bony fingers curl firmly around the stem as if it won’t let go. The rose stands out with deep red petals outlined in black, plus a few green leaves that add a fresh touch. The simple background keeps your focus on the contrast between the “death” look of the hand and the romantic feel of the flower. Below the picture, there’s a casual, handwritten-style line of text in black that reads: “Candy melts. Flowers wilt. I’ll just take a nap.” The message feels funny in a dry way, like someone who still cares but is also tired of the usual Valentine’s fuss 💘. It’s a sweet-and-sly choice for a partner or friend who likes romance with a little humor 😘 ❤️.

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By Connie M.January 21, 2022Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Creator Review
As a designer, I love the quality of the fine paper Zazzle uses. The matte eggshell stock is heavy, feels great in the hands, and shows someone you really care to send the best. Zazzle printing does beautifully saturated color with no bleed-through on their quality card stocks.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Y.January 9, 2022Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Zazzle Reviewer Program
Cute card for pumpkin spice latte fans! The printing quality is great!
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Y.January 9, 2022Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Zazzle Reviewer Program
Bought it for my girlfriend. The quality seems nice . The quality of printing is satisfying.

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Product ID: 256098312085470597
Created on: 1/14/2026, 5:27 AM
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