Funny Ugly Christmas Sweater Blitzen Reindeer Joke

When they see you in your awesomely unique Ugly Christmas Sweater, everyone will probably wonder how you know this about Santa Claus's reindeer. But you're under no obligation to tell them. That secret stays between you and the jolly old elf. No one else needs to know what went down that one wild weekend at the North Pole. They only need to know that Blitzen tastes just like chicken. This darkly funny Christmas sweatshirt (or t-shirt) says, "Blitzen Tastes Just Like Chicken" with the outline of a reindeer head, complete with lights strung through its antlers and a couple chicken legs. It's the perfect humorous shirt to wear to a holiday party if you're a little anti-cheer and you love freaking out your relatives.