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Funny You Suck Less Than Most Card

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18 pt thickness / 120 lb weight Soft white, soft eggshell texture
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Size: Standard, 5" x 7"

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 5" x 7" (portrait); 7" x 5" (landscape)
  • Full color CMYK print process
  • Double sided printing for no additional cost

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

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  • Made and Printed in the USA
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Funny You Suck Less Than Most Card

Funny You Suck Less Than Most Card

This greeting card puts a funny, affectionate message front and center on a plain white background. The main text reads “YOU SUCK LESS THAN MOST PEOPLE,” with “YOU” and “THAN MOST PEOPLE” in dark brown, simple printed letters. “SUCK LESS” stands out in bright red, thicker printed letters, making it the first part you notice. Small red hearts are scattered all around the words, in different sizes, like a loose frame. The hearts add a sweet touch that balances the teasing line and makes it feel caring 💘. Overall, it comes across like a light joke between close partners or friends who like to show love with a grin
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4.9 out of 5 stars rating2.3K Total Reviews
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By Connie M.January 21, 2022 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Creator Review
As a designer, I love the quality of the fine paper Zazzle uses. The matte eggshell stock is heavy, feels great in the hands, and shows someone you really care to send the best. Zazzle printing does beautifully saturated color with no bleed-through on their quality card stocks.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Y.January 9, 2022 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Zazzle Reviewer Program
Cute card for pumpkin spice latte fans! The printing quality is great!
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Y.January 9, 2022 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Zazzle Reviewer Program
Bought it for my girlfriend. The quality seems nice . The quality of printing is satisfying.

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Product ID: 256433597156699148
Created on: 1/14/2026, 5:45 AM
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