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Gangster Grandpa's Thanksgiving Lesson Holiday Card

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Size: Standard, 5" x 7"

Wishing everyone a season of gladness, a season of cheer, and to top it all off, a wonderful year. Holiday cards designed to brighten up the entire year.

  • Dimensions: 5" x 7" (portrait); 7" x 5" (landscape)
  • Full color CMYK print process
  • Double sided printing for no additional cost

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

  • Exclusively made for Zazzle
  • Made and Printed in the USA
  • FSC® Certified—sourced from responsibly managed forests that protect both people and planet

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Gangster Grandpa's Thanksgiving Lesson Holiday Card

Gangster Grandpa's Thanksgiving Lesson Holiday Card

Bring some humor to your Thanksgiving with this hilariously unique card! At the center of it all is a no-nonsense grandpa, sitting confidently in his chair, gun in one hand and a glass of wine in the other, making sure no one forgets the all-important question: 'Did you remember to take the giblets out of the turkey?' But it doesn’t end there—outside, through the window of a neighboring house, a shocked woman can be seen peeking out, hands on her face in utter disbelief at the chaotic scene unfolding. Her wide-eyed reaction adds an extra layer of comedy, making this card perfect for those who enjoy a sarcastic take on holiday mishaps. Whether you’re sending it to family or friends, this card is sure to get laughs and make your Thanksgiving greetings unforgettable!"

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By C D.October 30, 2020Verified Purchase
Folded Holiday Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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I'm very happy to see how well my design came out. The orange, brown and green of the hummingbirds turned out exactly as they look on screen. The cards are printed on premium quality matte paper stock. The shipping was super fast. The printing is perfect and color-accurate.
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By Kathleen C.November 26, 2020Verified Purchase
Folded Holiday Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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I love the vintage postcard and greeting cards that Zazzle offers. The quaiity and value is exceptional. You can also personalize with no additional charge. I highly recommend! The colors and image were high quality.
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By Darlene P.November 10, 2025Verified Purchase
Folded Holiday Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
My Thanksgiving Card was so Beautiful, I ordered more after the first delivery. I was able to add some more words to my second order with ease. Just Beautiful.

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Created on: 10/2/2024, 4:22 AM
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