Ghosting Everyone Fall, Halloween Coffee Lover Tee

The sheet is on. The latte is whipped. The plans were never real. One goose in a ghost costume — rust-orange beanie with a bat patch, pumpkin-spice cup in wing, tail feathers accidentally giving the whole ghost thing away — calmly entering its unavailable era. Not hiding. Not missing. Just ghosting everyone, with excellent accessories. The official uniform of fall: for everyone who loves spooky season, whipped lattes, and canceling plans with zero guilt. Hand-drawn simple cartoon style in a saturated-but-muted autumn palette: deep burnt orange, warm cream, and coffee-brown outlines. Deadpan lowercase caption included. Perfect for pumpkin patch trips, coffee runs, Halloween, and as a gift for the friend who reads the message and replies in three business days. Part of the PuddleNPine "The Unhinged Club" line — where the disappearing is intentional and the latte is not optional.