Funny Going Away Card - Good Luck in Your Stupid New Town! Send off your friend or loved one with a hearty laugh and a touch of sass with our "Good Luck in Your Stupid New Town" card. This hilarious and slightly inappropriate card is the perfect blend of sarcasm and affection, ideal for someone embarking on a new adventure. It's the perfect way to acknowledge their move while poking fun at the bittersweet moment of saying goodbye. This isn't just a card; it's a memorable keepsake that captures the unique dynamic of your friendship. Imagine the laughter as they open this card and read the cheeky message! It's a guaranteed icebreaker and a fun way to lighten the mood during a sometimes emotional transition. Whether they're moving across the country or just across town, this card will let them know you'll miss them while celebrating their new chapter. So, if you're looking for a going away card that's a little bit rude, a little bit snarky, and a whole lot of funny, this is the perfect choice. It's sure to leave a lasting impression and bring a smile to their face as they begin their exciting new journey.