Greece Philosopher Football Heraclitus T-shirt

"...Socrates scores! got a beautiful cross from Archimedes. The Germans are disputing it. Hegel is arguing that the reality is merely an a priori adjunct of non-naturalistic ethics, Kant via the categorical imperative is holding that ontologically it exists only in the imagination, and Marx is claiming it was offside." "Philosopher football match" is one of Monty Python's best sketches, and that is to say something. In the sketch, of course, philosophers play with their personal outfits; these T-shirts are based on what their football jerseys would've looked like. This particular one is Heraclitus', but can be changed to any other philosopher in the lineup, that goes as follows: 1. Plato 2. Epictetus 3. Aristotle 4. "Chopper" Sophocles 5. Empedocles 6. Plotinus 7. Epicurus 8. Heraclitus 9. Democritus 10. Socrates 11. Archimedes