Green Weenii Keychain

Spice up your otherwise lackluster life with a genuine Green Weenii keychain! Be the envy of your friends...they'll see your car keys dangling from this stylish and useful accessory and think to themselves, "Where did I go wrong? I live a good life, I work hard, I try to help people and I've always tried to do the right thing...why, then, WHY can't I have a Green Weenii keychain TOO? I mean, what do I have to DO? Is it SO MUCH to ASK? Is it???" Well, as you try to console them you can let them in on the good news (once they stop crying)...THEY CAN GET ONE TOO! They just have to click on that little blue "add to cart" button, just like you did....and turn their frown upside down! It's like sunshine, rainbows and lollipops...only in the form of a keychain. And, you can reassure them that it has to be the absolute BEST because it's from Paul McGehee's "Green Weenii" comics. Accept no substitutes. Guaranteed 100% dolphin safe (unless a dolphin were to swallow one, then all bets are off.)