About this item * CARD'S INSIDE GREETING READS - Happy Halloween From All of Us. Cover says: I feel disconnected I Haven't Felt Alive in Years I curse everything I feel hollow inside I'm not the man I used to be My love life bites - Here's a Halloween card that brings the fun back to this scary and spooky special occasion. * SIZE - This 4.63 x 6.75 inch hilarious themed greeting card is a nice way to greet all your friends and family a Happy Halloween. Perfect for loved ones who live far away and can't spend this wonderful occasion with you. Pen them a sweet and sentimental message that will surely make them smile. * HALLOWEEN CARD - Here's a cool, cartoon card with a truly hilarious cover story. Featuring all your favorite nightmare creatures in a silly group therapy session. Who would have taught that these ghouls would be so emotional? Make all your friends, coworkers and relatives laugh out loud with a truly hilarious notecard. * The greeting card's cover page is slightly longer than the back for easy opening (yes, it's intentional); Print on demand technology helps reduce wasted paper and material * Each notecard is made from thick, durable cardstock (no papyrus, naturally) with 30-percent recycled content, minimizing environmental impact; The stationery is made in the USA and Canada