Halloween Wisdom T-Shirt

Need something QUICK, in shorthand, for FRIGHTENING??? Look no further than the Halloween Wisdom collection here at DebboEngal. Emblazoned with a verse from the whirlwind unleashed by the Nazarene and his minions, it takes only a moment of contemplation to grasp the enormity of the misery wrought against the helpless and the ignorant because of this verse. Now THAT is SCARY. But not as scary as when one of your own foolhardy minions tries to give you any Lip. Scary for them, heeheehee. This shirt is clever by design: the FRONT draws the suckers in like a FLY to your WEB - invite them to read the verse on the shirt BACK..... and a "deer in the headlights" look is Your reward! Chapter and verse cites at the bottom clear up any confusion...it's in TWO separate writings - so you KNOW it's true! Now hurry up and order as many as you can afford - take out a LOAN if you have to! Because this shirt can be ordered in children's sizes - you can hand them out instead of candy corn when the little ones arrive at your door!!! HURRY !!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! Or not.