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Happy Capitalist Exploitation of Affection Day Holiday Card

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Size: 5.25" x 5.25"

Spread joy, share cheer, merry everything and a happy always! Holiday cards designed to brighten up the entire year.

  • Dimensions: 5.25" L x 5.25" H
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Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

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Happy Capitalist Exploitation of Affection Day Holiday Card

Happy Capitalist Exploitation of Affection Day Holiday Card

Ah, the capitalist embrace of Valentine's Day, where love comes with a price tag and affection is measured in consumer goods. It's the time of year when heart-shaped chocolates and overpriced roses reign supreme, and the pressure to buy the perfect gift rivals the intensity of any rom-com climax. But fear not, for in this consumerist circus, true love can be found... at a discount, of course. So grab your wallet and hold onto your heartstrings, because nothing says "I love you" quite like a bouquet of clichés wrapped in a bow of commercialism.
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4.7 out of 5 stars rating10.1K Total Reviews
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By C.August 17, 2023 • Verified Purchase
Flat Holiday Card, Size: 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White
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It was the perfect way to wish happy Valentine’s Day. Perfect! Sharp color!
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Joe L.February 27, 2026 • Verified Purchase
Flat Holiday Card, Size: 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White
Took a great picture while in Italy and they made me a wonderful card for my wife for Valentine's Day. .
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Y.January 9, 2022 • Verified Purchase
Flat Holiday Card, Size: 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White
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Cute Valentine’s Day card for a school friend. The printing quality is great!

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Created on: 2/2/2025, 6:15 AM
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