Happy Halloween Hoodie

Where does Dracula keep his money? At the blood bank. Why don't people like Dracula? He's a pain in the neck. Why did the vampire read the newspaper? Because it had great circulation. What's a vampire's favorite holiday? Fangs-giving. What's a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarine. What's a mummy's favorite type of music? Wrap. Why are mummies good employees? They get wrapped up in their work. Why didn't the skeleton cross the street? He didn't have any guts. Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin! What do you call a skeleton who lays around all day? Lazy bones. What does a skeleton say before eating? Bone appetit! Why do skeletons hate parties? They have no-body to dance with. How do you fix a broken jack-o'-lantern? With a pumpkin patch! What do birds say on Halloween? Trick or tweet! Why are spiders great baseball players? They know how to catch flies! Which monster loves to dance? The Boogieman! What types of TVs are in haunted houses? Wide scream TVs. How does a scarecrow drink his juice? With a straw!