(Hashtag) Fish & Chips T-Shirt

Sometimes nothing else will do. Fresh marine life drenched in beer batter and plunged into boiling oil until crisp and golden, accompanied by similarly cooked potato lengths, adorned with salt and vinegar, possibly ketchup and/or tartare sauce, maybe even a lemon wedge if you're going somewhere posh. Add some mushy peas and you're well away. Oh, and remember to snap some pics to let the world know you know your hake from your haddock. You are a connoisseur of cod, a devotee of Dover sole, a fan of fried fish and those lovely chips. #FishandChips. Bloke goes into a chip shop. He says "Cod & chips twice." The chippy says, "I heard you the first time."