We pride ourselves on being open to ideas from all parts of the political spectrum; we're radical centrists with as many strongly conservative views as progressive ones. But Donald Trump is, in our view, the worst human being in our lifetimes (go ahead, name someone, and we'll tell you why he's worse, especially as patriotic Americans), and there isn't a close second. One of the particularly totalitarian ways in which he is awful is the way he invades every possible venue and conversation--not even the weather is safe--and be honest, Republican friends, at least some of you are sick of him too. It's gotten to the point where paradise is a day there we never see him, hear him, or have any occasion to think of him. If you feel likewise, and better yet, have friends who do, this is the card for you. The scene is the Pacific Coast of northern California, the least Trumpian real estate outside of DC south of the Potomac, and if you look closely, you can see a Trump balloon floating away from you, far out over the waters. And if you look closer still, you'll note that he's heading straight towards Alcatraz. Nuff said? All monies collected on the sale of this card (15% of sales before taxes) will go to help fund Creative Politics, a new initiative under development that will be the world’s first community-based political incubator, synthesizing the best of liberal and conservative ideals, history and technology, to generate projects, campaigns, showcases, contests --all well outside the Beltway—and more, that we hope will help restore our nation, as well as the joy of politics and political endeavor.