He does exist! Santa & Bigfoot Coffee Mug

Science has spent considerable resources on two of history's greatest unsolved mysteries. The first: Does Santa Claus exist? A large man in a red suit who allegedly delivers gifts to every child on Earth in a single night via reindeer-powered sleigh, consumes approximately three hundred million cookies in the process, and somehow fits down chimneys despite a physical profile that suggests a completely different relationship with cookies than the rest of us maintain. The second: Does Bigfoot exist? A large bipedal primate allegedly roaming the forests of North America for centuries, captured only in blurry photographs, disputed footprints, and the unwavering conviction of approximately four hundred thousand dedicated believers with surprisingly good camera equipment that somehow always malfunctions at the critical moment. Science has been unhelpful on both counts. Until now. This boldly illustrated design captures the precise moment that settled both debates simultaneously and permanently — the chance encounter in a snowy clearing where two of history's greatest mysteries stumbled upon each other, pointed at each other with identical expressions of complete and total shock, and arrived at the same earth shattering conclusion at exactly the same moment. He DOES exist. He DOES exist. The philosophical implications of this moment are staggering. If Santa is real then Bigfoot is real. If Bigfoot is real then Santa is real. The entire framework of what we consider possible requires immediate and comprehensive revision. Science may need a moment. He DOES exist. They both do. You're welcome. Perfect for Christmas lovers, Bigfoot believers, cryptid enthusiasts, conspiracy theorists with a sense of humor, and anyone who never stopped believing in either one. A perfect gift for the Christmas fanatic, the Bigfoot obsessive, the friend who watches every cryptid documentary with complete sincerity, the coworker who still puts out cookies on Christmas Eve, or anyone who needs a holiday shirt that will start exactly the right kind of conversation at the family gathering. Works equally well as a Christmas shirt and a Bigfoot shirt. Possibly the only shirt in existence that can make that claim. Out_of_Whack — For those who ask for forgiveness... Eventually.