Honey Badger Ate My Homework! Tote Bag

That mean old ill-tempered honey badger, he's always ticked off and he'll eat anything - especially if it ruins your day! Why blame the dog when Honey Badger Ate My Homework is funnier and makes more sense? (You can probably tell your dog to stop - try to stop a honey badger & you'll pull back a bloody stump!) Hilarious modern spin on a tired old school excuse! This is a cool, fun gift for yourself or your favorite class clown. (DIsclaimer: well, maybe it's not SUCH a modern spin, I first tried this excuse on an unamused 2nd grade teacher when I was a kid, way back in the stone age - it probably would have worked, if that particular teacher hadn't been even meaner than a honey badger! My third grade teacher found it much funnier, the next year. Her only similarity to a badger was that much like a honey badger, she was significantly more awesome than my 2nd grade teacher.)