HOT FLASHES & SASS: THE MENOPAUSE TEE THAT GETS IT

Let’s be honest—menopause isn’t for the weak. It’s for the warriors who sweat through silk, forget where they put their keys (and their patience), and still show up fabulous. This tee is for every woman who’s earned her stripes in night sweats, mood swings, and mystery weight gain—and can laugh about it. Symptoms featured, sass included: 🌡️ Hot flashes that rival Florida summers 😵‍💫 Brain fog so thick you forgot why you walked into the room 😠 Mood swings that could win Olympic gold 💤 Insomnia that turns 3 a.m. into your new hobby 🧊 Chills, bloating, and the sudden urge to throw your bra across the room Whether you're buying it for yourself or gifting it to your favorite hot-flashing hero, this shirt says: “I’m not crazy, I’m just hormonal—and hilarious.” Soft cotton. Bold truth. Unapologetically you.