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Houston I Have So Many Problems Astronaut Sticker

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Design your own custom contour kiss-cut vinyl stickers. Upload one design for a single standout sticker, or add up to 30 different designs per sheet. Each sticker is individually kiss-cut with precision laser technology to match the exact shape of your artwork, giving you that clean die-cut look on an easy-peel vinyl sheet.

  • Sheet Size: 3" L x 3.5" W
  • Design Area: 3" L x 3" W
  • Up to 30 contour-cut stickers per sheet
  • Each sticker is cut to the exact shape of your image
  • Removable, low-tack adhesive that peels clean with no residue
  • Available in matte white, glossy white, or glossy transparent vinyl
  • Printed with solvent inks: fade-proof, waterproof, and scratch-resistant
  • Available in 6 sizes
  • A 0.125" border is added around each sticker to protect your design and help it pop on any surface
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Houston I Have So Many Problems Astronaut Sticker

Houston I Have So Many Problems Astronaut Sticker

Drifting somewhere between panic and punchline this unlucky astronaut floats through space with eyes bulging and helmet cracked clearly having a very bad day among the stars. His horrified expression says it all—this mission has gone spectacularly off the rails. Surrounded by the words Houston I Have So Many Problems the design turns cosmic catastrophe into comedy blending sci-fi chaos with dark humor for a delightfully doomed space adventure. Tags: astronaut, space, zombie, cosmic, sci-fi, humor, funny, panic, distressed, cosmonaut, helmet, meltdown, space humor, astronaut humor, funny space quote, cosmic comedy, sci fi humor, dark humor space, astronaut joke, retro space vibe, galaxy humor, sarcastic space quote, nerdy space humor, outer space comedy, astronaut meltdown
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Product ID: 256865478633889371
Created on: 3/13/2026, 6:20 AM
Rating: G