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How to photograph your new puppy rules. A funny list of rules a photographer or dog owner would write when trying to take photos of a young puppy. Rules to live by humour. Perfect gifts for any dog lover or dog owner or photographer. How to photograph your new puppy: 1. Remove memory card from box and load camera. 2. Remove box from puppy's mouth and throw in trash. 3. Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle. 4. Choose a suitable background for photo. 5. Mount camera on tripod and focus. 6. Find puppy and take dirty sock from mouth. 7. Place puppy in pre-focused spot and return to camera. 8. Forget about spot and crawl after puppy on knees. 9. Focus with one hand and fend off puppy with other hand. 10. Get tissue and clean nose print from lens. 11. Retrieve tissue box from puppy's mouth and pick up scattered paper. 12. Put cat outside and put peroxide on the scratch on puppy's nose. 13. Put magazines back on coffee table. 14. Try to get puppy's attention by squeaking toy over your head. 15. Replace your glasses and check camera for damage. 16. Jump up just in time to say - "No, outside! No, outside!!". 17. Call spouse to clean up mess. 18. Fix a drink. 19. Sit back with drink and resolve to teach puppy "sit" and stay" the first thing in the morning!