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Humorous anniversary card

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Size: 4" x 5.6"

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 4" x 5.6" (portrait); 5.6" x 4" (landscape)
  • Full color CMYK print process
  • Double sided printing for no additional cost

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

  • Exclusively made for Zazzle
  • Made and Printed in the USA
  • FSC® Certified—sourced from responsibly managed forests that protect both people and planet

About This Design

Humorous anniversary card

Humorous anniversary card

Designed to look like the front page of a spoof newspaper called The Daily Bull, this cheeky card features the headline: “Man Hasn't Spoken to His Wife for Two Years!” The punchline? “He told reporters that he thought it would be rude to interrupt her!”
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I am very pleased with my purchase. I will definitely order again. The couple loved it. Thank you! This card turned out better than I could have imagined.
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By Suzi G.January 24, 2026 • Verified Purchase
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Perfect for my BirthMom and my Reunion Anniversary!!!!! 👍❤️.

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Product ID: 256593845743261653
Created on: 10/8/2026, 5:52 AM
Rating: G