I Came. I Puked. I Stayed Funny Greenhorn Fishing Hoodie

This Cold Deck Co. design is inspired by real working-sea culture — commercial fishing, frozen spray, worn gloves, and the kind of humor you only earn offshore. It’s made for captains, deckhands, engineers, welders, and anyone who knows the meaning of hard work in harsh conditions. Featuring bold, maritime-inspired graphics and no-nonsense typography, this piece blends rugged nautical tradition with modern design. Whether you wear it on deck, at the dock, or far from the water, it’s a nod to those who work when comfort isn’t an option. Cold hands. Clear eyes. It’s fishable.