I Committed T-Shirt

This tee is a full-on parody of back-alley business deals and greasy spoon legends. The front features a bold graphic of a briefcase packed with burgers—because nothing says “high-stakes operation” like a secret stash of fast food. It sets the tone instantly: absurd, ironic, and unapologetically funny. On the back, the deadpan confession-style text shouts out J-Dee’s Market Grill with a straight-faced seriousness that makes the joke even better, finished with a subtle nod to London, Ontario. It’s the perfect shirt for anyone who loves inside jokes, satire, and streetwear that feels like a fake scandal headline you can wear.