Tap / click on image to see more RealViewsTM
Sale Price $19.26.  
Original Price $22.65 Comp. value
per shirt
You save 15%

I Eat Children T-Shirt

Qty:
Basic Dark T-Shirt
-$1.30
+$9.40
Black
Vivid Printing: White Underbase

Other designs from this category

About T-Shirts

Sold by

Style: Basic Dark T-Shirt

Comfortable, casual and loose fitting, our heavyweight dark color t-shirt will quickly become one of your favorites. Made from 100% cotton, it's unisex and wears well on anyone and everyone. We’ve double-needle stitched the bottom and sleeve hems for extra durability. Select a design from our marketplace or customize it to make it uniquely yours!

Size & Fit

  • Model is 6’2” and is wearing a medium
  • Standard fit
  • Garment is unisex sizing
  • Fits true to size

Fabric & Care

  • 100% cotton (Heathers are a cotton/poly blend)
  • Double-needle hemmed sleeves and bottom
  • Imported
  • Machine wash cold

About This Design

I Eat Children T-Shirt

I Eat Children T-Shirt

I like children as much as anyone else, but I dont think I could finish a whole one by myself. Not because they arent delicious, but most of them are so fatty and Im trying to watch my weight. Little boys and girls are annoying but theyre okay to eat. This is a very simple line drawing but it conveys the message well enough. It is perfect for people who are bothered by small children and who have a dark sense of humor. It is obviously a joke and not meant to be taken seriously.

Customer Reviews

4.7 out of 5 stars rating31.8K Total Reviews
24878 total 5-star reviews4877 total 4-star reviews1082 total 3-star reviews482 total 2-star reviews445 total 1-star reviews
31,764 Reviews
Reviews for similar products
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Jenny S.September 9, 2025Verified Purchase
Value T-Shirt, Black, Adult S
My 11 yo wore adult XL (5’7” 165#). The 8yo is small framed. She wore adult small and tied it in the back. Dark haired male wore adult large and 5’9”, 110# female wore adult medium . Good quality dark Heather gray, Gildan brand shirt. -it was next up from basic choice and cost about $20 per shirt. Not too thick or thin. Washed and dried well, no major shrinkage. Not see-through. Can wear a bra under it fine. Screen print is just as shown and well done, front and back.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Jenny S.September 9, 2025Verified Purchase
Value T-Shirt, Black, Adult S
My 11 yo wore adult XL (5’7” 165#). The 8yo is small framed. She wore adult small and tied it in the back. Grandma wore adult large with long sleeve shirt underneath. Tall girl adult medium. Dark haired male adult large. Good quality dark Heather gray, Gildan brand shirt. -it was next up from basic choice and cost about $20 per shirt. Not too thick or thin. Washed and dried well, no major shrinkage. Not see-through. Can wear a bra under it fine. Screen print is just as shown and well done, front and back.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Jenny S.September 9, 2025Verified Purchase
Value T-Shirt, Black, Adult S
My 11 yo wore adult XL (5’7” 165#). The 8yo is small framed. She wore adult small and tied it in the back. Dark haired male wearing adult large and female wearing adult medium. Good quality dark Heather gray, Gildan brand shirt. -it was next up from basic choice and cost about $20 per shirt. Not too thick or thin. Washed and dried well, no major shrinkage. Not see-through. Can wear a bra under it fine. Screen print is just as shown and well done, front and back. They printed random cupcake image I downloaded from internet with no problems! Looked perfect! Front design was stock from zazzel.

Tags

T-Shirts
childrennoteatseriouslyverysimplelinedrawingconveystaken
All Products
childrennoteatseriouslyverysimplelinedrawingconveystaken

Other Info

Product ID: 235594746193301236
Created on: 4/18/2022, 11:04 AM
Rating: G 
Related Searches
mens tshirtsmens tshirts