I Have A Little Drinking Problem Vampire Fangs Coffee Mug

Start your day with a little bite of humor—literally—with this unforgettable mug featuring a bold and cheeky illustration of a smiling red-lipped mouth complete with sharp vampire fangs, and the perfectly wicked phrase “I Have A Little Drinking Problem” printed underneath. Whether you're sipping coffee, tea, hot cocoa, or something a bit more sinister, this mug is ready to become your favorite vessel for both caffeine and comedy. With a design that’s as dramatic as it is delightful, this is more than just a coffee cup—it’s a full-on conversation starter for horror lovers, vampire fans, Halloween enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates a dark sense of humor mixed with everyday routine. Made for early risers, night owls, and every thirsty creature in between, this mug is perfect for those who like their mornings a little macabre. The striking design features a glam horror aesthetic, channeling vintage vampire cinema and gothic glamor while delivering a dose of campy fun. Think Dracula with a sense of sass, or a bloodthirsty queen who still knows how to rock a red lip. The playful phrase adds just the right amount of dark comedy, making this a go-to gift for friends with a spooky streak or for yourself if you like your mugs to match your mood. This mug fits right in whether you’re brewing a potion in your haunted kitchen, working at a desk cluttered with skulls and candles, or relaxing after a long night of lurking in the shadows. It’s the perfect size for your morning brew or your midnight tea, and it’ll make every sip feel like a scene from a glamorous horror flick. Durable and practical, it’s microwave and dishwasher safe, so you can spend less time cleaning and more time plotting your next blood-soaked brunch. Perfect for horror movie marathons, goth-themed brunches, vampire book clubs, or just sipping a hot drink while wearing your favorite black velvet robe, this mug brings creepy-chic vibes to your beverage break. Whether you’re more of a Bela Lugosi traditionalist, a fan of modern vampire stories, or you just love collecting vampire-themed gifts, this mug is designed with you in mind. It’s the ideal addition to any horror lover’s kitchen, office, or crypt-like study. A fabulous choice for spooky season, but great year-round for those who embrace the gothic lifestyle or just have a thing for sharp teeth and sharper wit. It also makes an outstanding birthday gift, holiday present, or “just because” surprise for anyone who can’t resist horror-themed humor. Add it to a Halloween gift basket, use it as a party favor, or pair it with matching vampire-themed accessories like shot glasses, drink tumblers, or bottle labels to complete the ultimate spooky drinkware collection. Whether it’s for a friend who loves all things haunted, a coworker with a secret love of Dracula, or a family member who just really, really enjoys puns, this mug is guaranteed to delight. It’s also a great self-gift for those days when you need your caffeine with a side of dark comedy. Every time you reach for it, you’re reminded that your little drinking problem is nothing a bit of blood—or espresso—can’t fix. Dramatic, funny, spooky, and totally unique, this mug is a must-have for fans of horror, vampires, and irreverent humor. Whether you're undead or just under-caffeinated, this cup is here to serve—with a toothy grin and a little wink from the crypt.