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i have neither the time nor the crayons to explain table number

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Size: 3.5" x 5"

Guide your guests to the right table at your wedding, dinner party, or other special occasion with our high-quality table cards! Customize the front and back with your full color designs, text, or photos for a card perfectly paired to your occasion.

  • Dimensions: 5"l x 3.5"w portrait or 3.5"l x 5"w landscape
  • Customize both sides with table names and numbers
  • High quality, full-color, full-bleed printing
  • Add card stands for easy placement
Designer Tip: To ensure the highest quality print, please note that this product’s customizable design area measures 3.5" x 5"

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

  • Exclusively made for Zazzle
  • Made and Printed in the USA
  • FSC® Certified—sourced from responsibly managed forests that protect both people and planet

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i have neither the time nor the crayons to explain table number

i have neither the time nor the crayons to explain table number

Pick up this funny design saying "I Don't Have The Time Or The Crayons To Explain This To You", perfect for sarcastic people with a unique sense of humor and classy style! I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons To Explain This To You. I Have Neither The Time Or The Crayons To Explain This To You. This design is perfect to wear to around town, to work, for working out or family holiday parties. I have neither the Time nor the Crayons to explain this to you design. Perfect gift for your favorite teacher to wear at 100th day of school or last day of school. Cool saying design. I have neither the Time nor the Crayons to Explain this to you apparel. Great gift as a funny, sarcastic and condescending humor combination fun outfit. Perfect for men and women who love sarcasm and humorous puns.
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4.6 out of 5 stars rating1.2K Total Reviews
1011 total 5-star reviews106 total 4-star reviews24 total 3-star reviews12 total 2-star reviews67 total 1-star reviews
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5 out of 5 stars rating
By T B.December 10, 2014 • Verified Purchase
Table Card, Paper: Signature Matte
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Looked great, everyone at the wedding loved the personal touch, for almost same cost as generic table numbers. image color quality was great
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Cheryl K.January 10, 2019 • Verified Purchase
Table Card, Paper: Signature Matte
Creator Review
I like I could use the size of this table card to create my own cards. Perfect fit. The Printing came out sharp. Photography looks beautiful .Just what I wanted.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Ashley T.August 4, 2025 • Verified Purchase
Table Card, Paper: Signature Matte
Table numbers were great! They matched the invitations perfectly. It was great that they were double sided also.

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Product ID: 256284055081172927
Created on: 6/26/2022, 2:04 AM
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